wildhorses
wildhorses New Reader
5/11/10 8:37 p.m.

These look pretty cool - and it'll free up some HP with no alternator....

Electricity Generating Shock Absorbers

grimmelshanks
grimmelshanks Reader
5/11/10 8:40 p.m.

smooth roads will put you in a pickle

Rob_Mopar
Rob_Mopar Reader
5/11/10 8:48 p.m.

In Pennsylvania you would be replacing light bulbs all the time.

-Rob

mensmetals09
mensmetals09 None
5/12/10 11:15 a.m.

"That look pretty cool!!!!! So I'd like to tell you one think that is Solid Silver Cufflinks that will improve your prestige in the society. "

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
5/12/10 11:19 a.m.

mensmetals09 = ZOMGCANOEBANHIMNOW!

TJ
TJ Dork
5/12/10 11:43 a.m.

Officer: "Have you been drinking?"

Wildhorses: "Why no Officer."

Officer: "I saw you swerving erratically. I'm going to ask that you step out of the car and do a little test for me, ok?"

Wildhorses: "Oh! I was swerving because it is dark and rainy and I needed to generate enough electricity to run my headlights, wipers, and defroster."

Oficer: "This is car 54, requesting backup."

grimmelshanks
grimmelshanks Reader
5/12/10 11:45 a.m.

haahahahahah

16vCorey
16vCorey SuperDork
5/12/10 11:51 a.m.
TJ wrote: Officer: "Have you been drinking?" mensmetals09: "Why no Officer." Officer: "I saw you rambling incoherently about silver cuff links. You're clearly too drunk to operate this canoe."

Fixed.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
5/12/10 11:53 a.m.
16vCorey wrote:
TJ wrote: Officer: "Have you been drinking?" Wildhorses: "Why no Officer." Officer: "I saw you rambling incoherently about silver cuff links. You're clearly too drunk to operate this canoe."
Fixed.

YES!!

z31maniac
z31maniac Dork
5/12/10 11:59 a.m.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken?

mad_machine
mad_machine SuperDork
5/12/10 12:20 p.m.

better than being too chicken to taste this drunk...

personally, I think it is a great way to help recoup some of the energy expended to keep a car running

oldtin
oldtin Reader
5/12/10 12:29 p.m.

Military use...

Sergeant: Private! We need more power - go stand on the bumper and bounce.

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