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Grtechguy
Grtechguy MegaDork
3/21/19 8:46 a.m.

Ran accross this on FB.    Google Florida man + Your birthday (Month/day)

 

I received:

"Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase"

NordicSaab
NordicSaab Dork
3/21/19 8:59 a.m.

I Googled "Florida Man" + "1/31" (My birthday) and got... 

https://www.theroot.com/florida-man-sentenced-for-calling-flight-attendant-n-w-1822587869

Yes... He called her "All the words"  

pheller
pheller UltimaDork
3/21/19 3:05 p.m.
bearmtnmartin
bearmtnmartin SuperDork
3/21/19 3:52 p.m.

If you add the modifier "dies while" the results get way more funner.

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
3/21/19 4:03 p.m.

July 29: Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand

Margie

mtn
mtn MegaDork
3/21/19 4:17 p.m.

January 16: Florida man who drove Ferrari into water said 'Jesus told him to'

Ransom
Ransom PowerDork
3/21/19 4:31 p.m.

December 4: Florida man attacked by gator, not seriously injured.

There was other content, but not much of it funny.

STM317
STM317 SuperDork
3/21/19 4:58 p.m.

The Florida Man results were pretty depressing and unfunny for 12/13 but  with a slight modification to the search terms  we get: 

"Alleged sex-demanding Florida Woman jailed in lovemaking fracas"

and that sounds about right.

D2W
D2W HalfDork
3/21/19 5:18 p.m.

December 3: Florida man puts semen in coworker's water.

szeis4cookie
szeis4cookie Dork
3/21/19 5:44 p.m.

June 28: Florida man sent back to jail after not paying for taxi ride home from jail

Wally
Wally MegaDork
3/21/19 5:47 p.m.

June 10

https://abc7.com/news/man-arrested-after-alleged-assault-with-pizza/776125/

 

Florida man accused of assaulting roommate with slice of pizza

 

Wednesday, June 10th, 2015

TREASURE ISLAND, FL -- Police in Florida say an argument over pizza ended with a man throwing a hot slice at his roommate. 

According to the Tampa Tribune, the man's roommate called police after she says Daniel Allen Plunkett, 50, tossed a hot slice of pizza at her. She says it struck her left hand. The arrest report also states the woman had sauce on her shoulder. She was not injured.

Plunkett denied throwing the pizza, telling officers it was actually his roommate who was throwing pizza. Officers did note that Plunkett was shirtless and had sauce on his chest. 

After further investigation, officers arrested Plunkett on charges of simple battery and for violating his felony probation.

 

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
3/21/19 5:48 p.m.

Florida man steals tractor, gets tasered by deputy. <-- Good faceplant on this one

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
3/21/19 5:58 p.m.

"Kill ‘Em With Kindness’: Florida Man Stabs Neighbor With Machete Named ‘Kindness’, Say Police"

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/01/14/florida-man-stabs-neighbor-machete-named-kindness-say-police/

 

 

Daylan C
Daylan C UltraDork
3/21/19 6:02 p.m.

November 25th.

I got "Florida man steals footlong sandwich in pants"

 

nutherjrfan
nutherjrfan UltraDork
3/21/19 7:59 p.m.

This past week a 12 O'clock boy tried to split traffic on a two lane whilst popping a wheelie on a very fat tired quad. On a slight bend. And I'd punched it because SE-R but I drive the road in front of me so no worries lift off move over and unsurprisingly look into the wretched angry face of the poor upset of this fallen world as he squeezes vertically through the gap I made for him. 

Oh how I wish he meets such an end as this. indecision

Too soon?

 

EvanB
EvanB MegaDork
3/21/19 8:01 p.m.

Florida man guns down puppy from apartment balcony.

Well that is sad.

 

OHSCrifle
OHSCrifle SuperDork
3/21/19 8:11 p.m.

May 22 -

Florida man arrested after climbing on playground, telling kids where babies come from

nutherjrfan
nutherjrfan UltraDork
3/21/19 8:49 p.m.
OHSCrifle said:

May 22 -

Florida man arrested after climbing on playground, telling kids where babies come from

A $118 fine? That'll cure what ails him. Not. frown And the cop was giving him leeway up to the playground incident. Geesh! frown

Floating Doc
Floating Doc Dork
3/21/19 8:56 p.m.

Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase. 

He loses, but I...win? I don't knowcheeky

vwcorvette
vwcorvette SuperDork
3/21/19 8:59 p.m.

12/7

Florida man charged with exposure at Pensacola strip club.

chandler
chandler PowerDork
3/21/19 9:01 p.m.
Marjorie Suddard said:

July 29: Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand

Margie

Story was so good it was still around for August 2nd! I skipped the one about the guy at Walmart putting his cell phone on the ground under the woman in line in front of him...

RevRico
RevRico PowerDork
3/21/19 9:54 p.m.

 Florida man murder was actually elaborate suicide

 

July 18 for the curious

Boost_Crazy
Boost_Crazy HalfDork
3/21/19 10:20 p.m.

11/29-

DANIA BEACH, Fla. — A Florida woman faces an aggravated assault charge after authorities say she passed gas in line at a dollar store and pulled a knife on a man who complained about it.

Boost_Crazy
Boost_Crazy HalfDork
3/21/19 10:22 p.m.

In reply to RevRico :

That was absolutely brilliant and crazy. 

 

Crxpilot
Crxpilot Reader
3/21/19 10:23 p.m.
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