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sachilles HalfDork
8/20/10 3:30 p.m.

Say these out loud.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye'd deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye'd deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no hoo haw? Still no f'n eye'd deer.

What is the last think a tickle me elmo doll gets before it leaves the factory? Test Tickles.

Woody SuperDork
8/26/10 11:42 a.m.

A friend of mine just started his own business, making landmines that look like prayer rugs.

It's doing well.

He says prophets are going through the roof.

aircooled SuperDork
8/26/10 11:46 a.m.

What was the last thing the Romans said to Jesus:

"Hey, stick around for a while"

(tit for tat)

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
8/26/10 3:24 p.m.

I've been wondering... bludroptop, did you ever use any of these jokes at that meeting? (And if so, are you still employed?)


minimac SuperDork
8/26/10 9:14 p.m.

Ever see Stevie Wonders wife?

Neither has he......

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
8/26/10 9:45 p.m.

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says "Why the long face".

The horse says "Because I have cancer".

-- Jackie The Joke Man

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