My latest Instagram followers love me for who I am, right?

And how come I was never this popular in high school? 

False. I'm your newest follower. 
And I'll keep my motives to myself, thank you. 

Not one of your latest followers, but an ex of mine who is near that mark follows you and isn't shy to point out that you're one of her favorite follows. 

In reply to Captdownshift (Forum Supporter) :

Awww, shucks. 

In reply to David S. Wallens :

I'd go with Bachelorette #2.

And one of my favorite followers. :) 

When I first joined Instagram, I kept getting hacked by Russian bots posing as models. I swear that I never interacted with them. For some reason, I attracted those types. It must be the fast cars. Once I changed my email password (yes, you read that right - my email password), it stopped. Be wary of those types!

Duke said:

In reply to David S. Wallens :

I'd go with Bachelorette #2.

 

Evan?

I imagine a world where the spam bots follow each other in a large cirlce and have long AI conversations with each other trying to scam the other bot out of clout.  

At least I wish that is what happens.  Thankfully I somehow have avoided getting the 20 comments of "Send your pic to Motor_wrld_drft_planet" content farm accounts looking to repost my stuff for their financial gain.  

Wait does that mean my stuff isn't interesting?  One of my Reels somehow has 215k views..  that's a non-zero number.  

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In reply to nocones :

I had a good laugh when you shared that you were learning "new ways of saying something is awesome". Also following for more cool stuff. Don't let me down. 

Whats this Instagram you speak of?   LOL

nocones said:

I imagine a world where the spam bots follow each other in a large cirlce and have long AI conversations with each other trying to scam the other bot out of clout.  

Apparently this happens on dating sites, two scammers trying to convince each other to send them amazon gift cards lol.

Robbie (Forum Supporter) said:

Duke said:

In reply to David S. Wallens :

I'd go with Bachelorette #2.

 

Evan?

Hello?

In reply to EvanB :

Bachelorette #2's name is listed as "Evan Hudson".

If that is you I'm even more interested now!

Send them unsolicited duck pics from JG.

slefain said:

Send them unsolicited duck pics from JG.

I normally send them worm pics. 

So let me get this straight:  There's an internet "app" called "Instagram" that allows a variety of nutballs and "bots" to stalk the objects of their affection in cyberspace?  I feel both out of touch and grateful that I have zero experience with such an "app."

Carry on, then.

Robbie (Forum Supporter) said:

In reply to EvanB :

Bachelorette #2's name is listed as "Evan Hudson".

If that is you I'm even more interested now!

Sadly I am not a billionaire from a wealthy family. 

Robbie (Forum Supporter) said:

Duke said:

In reply to David S. Wallens :

I'd go with Bachelorette #2.

Evan?

Heh, I missed that.  But I try not to judge.