I saw the basis of this in another forum. I liked the idea and thought I'd bring it here. It's in off topic as its not meant to be (just) car related. My favorites to start are as follows. I love #1 for it's potential for cars as well as the obvious.
HAve at it guys.
You forgot:
6. Thou shall not pull on Superman's cape
7. Thou shall not spit into the wind
8. Thou shall not pull the mask off the Lone Ranger
9. Thou shall never say die. .
10. Thou shall never give up, never surrender.
In reply to 06HHR (Forum Supporter) :
Did you see the original thread on PElican? Almost the same!
Thou shall not stire thy martini.
Thou shalt not interfere with another civilization. (unless you really want to).
11. Thou shall not panic.
12. Thou shall not take the sky from me.
13. Thou shall boldly go.
In reply to Adrian_Thompson (Forum Supporter) :
I actually have not, those just popped into my head when i read "Thou shall not mess around with Jim" I was a big Jim Croce fan as a kid. We used to sing that song when I was in elementary school in Bloomfield Hills.
Thou shall be excellent to each other
Thou shall go that way, really fast. Occurreth it that your passage be hindered, turneth thyself.
Thou shall be thorough on specifying a count for action. Verily must you make plain the number on which to take action, the count by which you will know you have too long counted, and the numbers of the counting by which you will recognize that you are proceeding to action yet have not so far made sufficient progress yet to act.
In reply to Jesse Ransom :
Lane Meyer, K12 Champion
Thou shalt never tell me the odds.
Thou shall never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
In reply to Jesse Ransom :
Tiss the purest of snow. Doth thou contemplate the value to the kingdom of thy mountain?
Thou shalt always enter thine corner slowly, thus exiting in rapidity.
Thou shalt never feel the world owes you anything.
Thy answer shall always be Miata
Thou shalt always strive to do it right the first time as there is always time to do thusly the second time.
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
In reply to matthewmcl :
5 is right out
Thou shalt not call me Shirley
Thou shalt only admit to a flesh wound
Thou Shalt!
Not!
Pass!
Thous shalt live thy life per one quarter of a mile each time.
Thou shall not fear, for it is the mind killer.
Thou shall blame DNS for all outages.
Thou shall torque bolts and nuts the proper way.
Thou shall not get it on thine hootus
Thou shalt always buy the nicest one you can afford.
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