ShawnG said:
Appleseed said:
Duke said:
Appleseed said:
Duke said:
ShawnG said:
You'd think a guy with Post Malone money could afford some decent tattoos.
Quality doesn't matter. Face tattoos haven't been cool since, ohhhh, 900 CE.
There is a group that might disagree.
Their opinion would be wrong, then.
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That just looks like he passed out at a frat party and someone had a box of Sharpies handy.
Might as well have a big penis drawn on his forehead.
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But..
Maori tattoos don't look like ass.
I think that is the point
Duke
MegaDork
5/22/24 8:15 a.m.
In reply to Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) :
It is, in fact, the point.
Maori get a pass because that has been a consistent part of their culture for thousands of years. And, generally, they don't look like random ass, indeed.
I will say, there is a designer my wife follows who fancies that she has Maori heritage, who draws temporary tattoos on her own face. I find that heavily pretentious - do it or don't. Commit, if it is that important. Or admit it's not that important and give it up.
Meme unrelated:
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Duke
MegaDork
5/22/24 8:21 a.m.
Ranger50 said:
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Coleslaw is like the third or fourth largest source of vegetables in my diet.
Now, if we want to discuss it, kale is the devil's lettuce:
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Toyman!
MegaDork
5/22/24 10:39 a.m.
In reply to Duke :
I actually like kale and collards. I love a good coleslaw.
![Dad Joke of the Day added a new photo. - Dad Joke of the Day](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROyahgf59pWlJAOlo8iYzjpIkfVPDmhEUlhabK1039PQ&s)
Pete. (l33t FS) said:
ShawnG said:
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Ha! I had to deal with this in person. A guy came in to rant that Schwinn was crazy for wanting $4000 for a Black Phantom and $229 for a beach cruiser painted Phantom Black.
One was a beautiful reproduction of the 50s bike using as much of the original tooling as possible. The other was a Chinese built beach cruiser. But the guy ranted and raved about the deception by the word order.
His wife was with him and you could practically hear her eyes rolling as he went on and on.
Imagine getting all upset over the name of something like a bicycle or a car.
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What is the crest in the upper right?
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CrustyRedXpress said:
What is the crest in the upper right?
Also, where is Mazda? I'm guessing off the chart on the upper left.
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Word cannot describe how much I loathe the angry Jeep grilles.
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) said:
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In German, a light lager is a Helles or "Hell". So if they brew one in berkeleying (pronounced Foo-king), Austria...
![Beer called F***ing Hell offends families but its creators say it's named after an Austrian village - World News - Mirror Online](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4661683.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/Austrian-town-called-berkeleying.jpg)
...it's hard for me to find a picture I can post here, because the auto-censor messes up the URLs.
Duke
MegaDork
5/23/24 7:21 a.m.
Meme or not meme? You decide:
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