Floating Doc (Forum Supporter)
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
5/21/24 10:34 p.m.
ShawnG said:
Appleseed said:
Duke said:
Appleseed said:
Duke said:
ShawnG said:

You'd think a guy with Post Malone money could afford some decent tattoos.

Quality doesn't matter.  Face tattoos haven't been cool since, ohhhh, 900 CE.

There is a group that might disagree.

Their opinion would be wrong, then.

That just looks like he passed out at a frat party and someone had a box of Sharpies handy.

Might as well have a big penis drawn on his forehead.

 

But.. 

Maori tattoos don't look like ass.

I think that is the point 

Ranger50
Ranger50 MegaDork
5/21/24 11:44 p.m.

Ranger50
Ranger50 MegaDork
5/21/24 11:45 p.m.

Ranger50
Ranger50 MegaDork
5/21/24 11:45 p.m.

Wally (Forum Supporter)
Wally (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
5/22/24 4:19 a.m.

Wally (Forum Supporter)
Wally (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
5/22/24 4:22 a.m.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
5/22/24 8:15 a.m.

In reply to Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) :

It is, in fact, the point.

Maori get a pass because that has been a consistent part of their culture for thousands of years. And, generally, they don't look like random ass, indeed.

I will say, there is a designer my wife follows who fancies that she has Maori heritage, who draws temporary tattoos on her own face.  I find that heavily pretentious - do it or don't.  Commit, if it is that important.  Or admit it's not that important and give it up.

Meme unrelated:

Duke
Duke MegaDork
5/22/24 8:21 a.m.
Ranger50 said:

Coleslaw is like the third or fourth largest source of vegetables in my diet.

Now, if we want to discuss it, kale is the devil's lettuce:

Toyman!
Toyman! MegaDork
5/22/24 10:39 a.m.

In reply to Duke :

I actually like kale and collards. I love a good coleslaw. 

Dad Joke of the Day added a new photo. - Dad Joke of the Day

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner MegaDork
5/22/24 11:04 a.m.
Pete. (l33t FS) said:
ShawnG said:

Ha! I had to deal with this in person.  A guy came in to rant that Schwinn was crazy for wanting $4000 for a Black Phantom and $229 for a beach cruiser painted Phantom Black.

 

One was a beautiful reproduction of the 50s bike using as much of the original tooling as possible.  The other was a Chinese built beach cruiser.  But the guy ranted and raved about the deception by the word order.

His wife was with him and you could practically hear her eyes rolling as he went on and on.

Imagine getting all upset over the name of something like a bicycle or a car.

CrustyRedXpress
CrustyRedXpress Dork
5/22/24 11:22 a.m.

What is the crest in the upper right?

volvoclearinghouse
volvoclearinghouse UltimaDork
5/22/24 11:44 a.m.

In reply to CrustyRedXpress :

https://www.koenigsegg.com/home

 

NickD
NickD MegaDork
5/22/24 1:15 p.m.

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) MegaDork
5/22/24 1:30 p.m.
CrustyRedXpress said:

What is the crest in the upper right?

 

Also, where is Mazda? I'm guessing off the chart on the upper left.

Crxpilot
Crxpilot HalfDork
5/22/24 1:36 p.m.

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) MegaDork
5/22/24 4:48 p.m.

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Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) MegaDork
5/22/24 5:07 p.m.

May be an image of text that says 'mayakern terms saw a thing recently about how callin ppl "y'all" and "folks" is becoming cringe. buddy you can pry those of address from my cold dead hands, they're the only thing keeping me from calling everyone "honeybee" mayakern at least if i die on n this hill i'll go to y y'allhalla'

Word cannot describe how much I loathe the angry Jeep grilles. 

Beer Baron 🍺
Beer Baron 🍺 MegaDork
5/22/24 7:24 p.m.
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) said:

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In German, a light lager is a Helles or "Hell". So if they brew one in berkeleying (pronounced Foo-king), Austria...

Beer called F***ing Hell offends families but its creators say it's named  after an Austrian village - World News - Mirror Online

...it's hard for me to find a picture I can post here, because the auto-censor messes up the URLs.

Steve_Jones
Steve_Jones UltraDork
5/22/24 11:35 p.m.

ShawnG
ShawnG MegaDork
5/23/24 12:42 a.m.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
5/23/24 7:21 a.m.

Meme or not meme?  You decide:

nderwater
nderwater MegaDork
5/23/24 8:11 a.m.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
5/23/24 8:46 a.m.

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) MegaDork
5/23/24 9:42 a.m.

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