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BoulderG
BoulderG Reader
3/11/24 11:00 p.m.

In reply to RevRico :

I've also heard (from a hilarious black comedian who's name I forgot): "Kale is how white people punish themselves."

NickD
NickD MegaDork
4/12/24 9:25 a.m.

"The MR2 Spyder is the Rodney Dangerfield of sportscars; it gets no respect."

Recon1342
Recon1342 SuperDork
4/12/24 10:21 a.m.

Injured big toes possess a gravity greatly disproportional to their mass.

dculberson
dculberson MegaDork
5/20/24 10:52 a.m.


“You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.
IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
'What if she cuts herself?'
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter)
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
5/20/24 12:12 p.m.

The actress Shelly Winters was told to bring a photo and her resume to an audition. 
She arrived with a big carpet bag, reached in, and pulled out an Oscar. 
 

"Here's my picture. "
 

She pulled out another Oscar, slapped it down on the table. "And here's my berkeleying résumé."

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
5/20/24 3:34 p.m.

Me: "1st shift is so berking dumb, they can't run a coat hanger."

As I look at the uniform company's hanger racks that have numerous hangers at various, jaunty angles or COMPLETELY flipped the other direction. 

jmabarone
jmabarone HalfDork
5/21/24 6:39 a.m.
Appleseed said:

Me: "1st shift is so berking dumb, they can't run a coat hanger."

As I look at the uniform company's hanger racks that have numerous hangers at various, jaunty angles or COMPLETELY flipped the other direction. 

You work for my father-in-law?

Duke
Duke MegaDork
5/28/24 9:32 a.m.
Pete. (l33t FS)
Pete. (l33t FS) MegaDork
5/28/24 8:42 p.m.

"This put the final efficiency of the process at an impressive .26%.  So my original prediction of 30% wasn't that far off, I just kind of misplaced the decimal by two spots."

 

Source:

 

Mini__Munchkin
Mini__Munchkin New Reader
6/9/24 12:56 p.m.

“I am a connoisseur of E36 M3boxes. I have nothing but the highest quality of E36 M3boxes to bring down the neighborhood property values.” 
               - Dusterbd13 2024

Duke
Duke MegaDork
6/9/24 1:37 p.m.

"Never put the cheese away until the nachos are in the oven."

 

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